"Signs that your baby might be teething: drooling, crying, night waking, irritability, refusal to feed, change in eating pattern, ear pulling/cheek rubbing." Check, check, check, check, check, check, check check. Oh, and chewing on everything within a half mile, thereby contracting and battling roseola (also known as high fever virus that then presents bizarre but not painful or itchy rash). Check.
Come ON incisors. Make your appearance already. This poor munchkin!